Pocket Wine Snob

so. you’re looking at that bottle of landshark and you’re thinking, holy crap, this girl has gone off the deep end! there are at least 3 problems with that beer! 1. it’s in the bathtub. which means she brought her MacBook Mojo into the bath! 2. it’s a beer! and she’s supposed to blog ab wine! 3. it’s a bottle of landshark. is she allowed to show labels like that? isn’t that like advertising?
let me address your very appropriate concerns. cuz let’s be honest… I would totally jump you if our roles were switched. so. in numerical order. 1. I did NOT bring my precious baby MacBook into the bathtub! what kind of Mac mommy do you think I am?! incidentally, yes, MacBook’s name is, in fact, Mojo. you know you wish you thought of it first. anyway… I’m able to blog from the comfort from the tub sans Mojo thanks to my brilliant big brother-in-law dan. if you’re in the RVa area of the USofA and have any computer troubles (mac or pc, cuz he has mad skills like that!) he can be found at FarrellIT (that letter right before the T is a capital i… this font doesn’t show it too well though /: ) anywho… my iPhone (named Tiki, in case you were wondering) has been gifted w the capabilities to blog on the go. weeee!
2. beer does not equal wine. right-o! but it’s alright! I do not discriminate! it’s true. wine is my drug of choice. however, beer is great. there’s a country song out, and I love it. the chorus goes, “God is great, beer is good, people are crazy.” if you can find a phrase truer than that, please send it me. in fact, I dare you to find something truer than that. beer is easy breezy lovey yummy. totally different than wine, and not even capable of being compared. try not to do it again, ‘kay? <3 you though!
3. am I allowed to show you my landshark label? um, heckles yes. in fact, I believe I am obligated to. here's why I say that. margaritaville is my sacred haven in a scary world. so, naturally, anything they (or jimmy buffett, for that matter!) becomes my right to proudly exhibit. I do not claim it as mine. I give all credit to buffett's masterminds at margaritaville. I just wanted you to know what I was up to.
so, now the bath water's getting chilly, and I gotta go find ab 43 blankets to keep me warm.
cheers!
and many thanks and a major high 5 to dan for making pocketwinesnob.com portable! look for pics and posts ab many wines I'll be having w dinners (: yay!